"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

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"There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration."

Lyndon B. Johnson, American President

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"Not once in six years did I make it to the office by 9 on the dot."

Joseph Barbera, American Cartoonist

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"I wake about 1 a.m. I'm in the office by 2 a.m. We're on the air at 5."

Bob Edwards, American Journalist

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"It must be a terrible pressure to have to go to the office."

Jilly Cooper, British Author

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"Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom."

Marilyn vos Savant, American Writer

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"In the Astronaut Office we're never totally out of training, we always keep our hand in it. But after five years, things have changed and so it's been good to get back into the flow and relearn a lot of things."

Linda M. Godwin, American Astronaut

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"When you're out of office, you can be a statesman."

John Connally, American Politician

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"I wanted a theory that would allow one to live outside the office with the same philosophy one uses inside it."

Kenneth L. Pike, American Sociologist

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"Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office."

David Broder, American Journalist

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"Look at the number of cop shows and lawyer shows and forensics shows... I think there could be room for two quite different examinations of the same political office."

Geena Davis, American Actress

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

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"There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration."

"Not once in six years did I make it to the office by 9 on the dot."

"I wake about 1 a.m. I'm in the office by 2 a.m. We're on the air at 5."

"It must be a terrible pressure to have to go to the office."

"Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom."

"In the Astronaut Office we're never totally out of training, we always keep our hand in it. But after five years, things have changed and so it's been good to get back into the flow and relearn a lot of things."

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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

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"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."