"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

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"There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration."

Lyndon B. Johnson, American President

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"I wake about 1 a.m. I'm in the office by 2 a.m. We're on the air at 5."

Bob Edwards, American Journalist

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"In the Astronaut Office we're never totally out of training, we always keep our hand in it. But after five years, things have changed and so it's been good to get back into the flow and relearn a lot of things."

Linda M. Godwin, American Astronaut

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"When you're out of office, you can be a statesman."

John Connally, American Politician

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"I wanted a theory that would allow one to live outside the office with the same philosophy one uses inside it."

Kenneth L. Pike, American Sociologist

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"Look at the number of cop shows and lawyer shows and forensics shows... I think there could be room for two quite different examinations of the same political office."

Geena Davis, American Actress

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"I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office."

Blake Edwards, American Director

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"It did not prepare me for writing or "Power of Attorney." However, what it did is that it forced me out of the DA's office. I stopped getting that county check."

Christopher Darden, American Lawyer

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"Our office acts like a kind of educational establishment and we are very careful who we educate."

Rem Koolhaas, Dutch Architect

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"The United States brags about its political system, but the President says one thing during the election, something else when he takes office, something else at midterm and something else when he leaves."

Deng Xiaoping, Chinese Leader

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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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