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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
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"To some degree it matters who's in office, but it matters more how much pressure they're under from the public."
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"If you win the Oscar, you get to go into just about anybody's office for a month."
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"Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office."
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"I wake about 1 a.m. I'm in the office by 2 a.m. We're on the air at 5."
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"I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office."
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"Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom."
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"I wanted a theory that would allow one to live outside the office with the same philosophy one uses inside it."
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"When you're out of office, you can be a statesman."
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"A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants."
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"It is hypocritical that Republicans can call any President "polarizing" after what Bush and the Republican Party did during his 8 years in office."
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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
Success
"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."
Family
"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
Time
"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
Fire
"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
Woman
"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
Family
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
Home
"Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children."
Mindfulness
"Written on her tombstone: 'I told you I was sick."
Humor
"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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