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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
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"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""
Time
"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."
Family
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
Success
"Children make your life important."
Life
"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."
Friendship
"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
Friendship
"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
Humor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Car
"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
School
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
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"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were."
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"There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration."
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"A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants."
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"To some degree it matters who's in office, but it matters more how much pressure they're under from the public."
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"Films must all have the same structure. All of this to guarantee box office bonanza, which of course it never does, but that's another discussion entirely."
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"Well, that's the - the removal from office and removal of the Ten Commandments were two different issues."
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"It's all about putting the best team together - not just in the front office but the players on the field."
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Personal Development
"Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom."
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"Look at the number of cop shows and lawyer shows and forensics shows... I think there could be room for two quite different examinations of the same political office."
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"Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list."
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