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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
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"It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office."
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"My assignment was in the communications office, where I typed out dispatches."
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"Then that did very well at the box office, so before you knew it, we were in a string of feature motion pictures. Then they announced that they were going to do some spinoffs of us."
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"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were."
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"Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office than to serve and obey them."
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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
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"I opened an office in Terre Haute, established eight of them, and became one of the eight county agents."
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"I think it is very important that I should have a talk with you as soon as possible on a highly secret matter. I mentioned it to you shortly after you took office but have not urged it since on account of the pressure you have been under."
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"Martial arts just normally would not draw me to the box office."
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"Because of an adulterous affair I shall leave office in November."
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"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is."
Life
"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
Car
"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
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"Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?"
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"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
Car
"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
Christian
"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
Food
"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
Nothing
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
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"Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub."
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