"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

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"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were."

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"A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants."

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"There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration."

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"To some degree it matters who's in office, but it matters more how much pressure they're under from the public."

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"The studio didn't ask them to learn their trade, they just worked them, and when that personality or that gimmick or whatever they had ran dry at the box office, they were dropped and out."

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"I wanted a theory that would allow one to live outside the office with the same philosophy one uses inside it."

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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

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"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."

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"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."

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"Children make your life important."

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