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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"People treat me nice 'cos I treat them nice."
People
"I finished the movie a month ago in downtown Los Angeles. I had a lot of fun doing it."
Fun
"But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad."
Life
"We take pride in what we do."
Pride
"I never let any of my sons beat me at videogames."
Sons
"I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers."
Being
"I perform for soldiers because they are important,'"
Soldiers
"I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy."
Nothing
"If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation."
Military
"Acting is all about timing. I mean, who has better timing than the MCs?"
Acting
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