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"I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog."
"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."
"God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate check is an exam, that was a motherfucking safari. I was scared to look down. I thought I'd see that guy's finger nail sticking out of my cock."
"There's folks 'ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i' their boots."
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"Musicals are written and then rewritten. Those things used to happen on the road. Now they are done in New York during preview performances."
"At early previews, the theater gossips are there, wishing you ill every night. They don't grant you any slack. Agents are in from Hollywood. Your friends are there. People who are going to spread the word-of-mouth. If something doesn't work, everyone will know."
"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a congress."
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