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Joseph Heller

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

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"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

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Amber Hurdle

"If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?"

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Amber Hurdle

"The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man."

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"From the happy expression on their faces you might have supposed that they welcomed the war. I have met with men who loved stamps, and stones, and snakes, but I could not imagine any man loving war."

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"No man loves the bearer of bad tidings."

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Amber Hurdle

"People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little."

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"It's a man's world, and you men can have it."

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"What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step."

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"Few men have been admired of their familiars."

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Amber Hurdle

"And what is the potential man, after all? Is he not the sum of all that is human? Divine, in other words?"

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"Not one man will the State of Missouri furnish to carry on any unholy crusade."

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"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck."
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"When I grow up I want to be a little boy."
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"I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service."
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"I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy."
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"Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it."
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"Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more."
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"We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist."
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"He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody."
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"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."
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"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to."
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