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"It is fun to try figure out the things that really are real and the things that aren't."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something."
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"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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"I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go."
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"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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"In other countries, it's a common thing to have outcast children running around the streets in packs, and I don't think we're so far away from it here."
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"I got IRS records to finance what I wanted to do."
Finance

"Your best protection is to have an established agent make the contact."
Media

"Arnold and Jamie Lee must have worked over the years with directors that did 50 takes, because I'd get like three takes or so and say, Ok, that's it, we're done."
Movies

"Decline III, I funded myself, from the studio money. That, and I sold a lot of drugs. Kidding. Don't print that."
Money

"I was always into music. I think everyone is when they're a teenager, as a way to drown out the world."
Music

"Those movies, Decline I and II and Suburbia, are dearly loved, but they never made any money. I didn't even have the rights for some of them."
Money

"Me and Johnny Rotten have been talking about doing a movie of his book, No Irish, No Dogs, No Blacks. We have a script, so hopefully that's going to happen at some point in our careers."
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"When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though."
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"I love punk rock, but I also love metal."
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