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"It was a great mantel to be able to take on really, an amazing legacy. And you know to finally see it, because I just saw the final product yesterday as well, is really amazing to be part of something like this."
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Personal Development
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?""
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Personal Development
"When I reach the point that I write Yesterday, then I can retire."
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Personal Development
"It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?"
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"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."
Work
"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology."
God
"The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most."
People
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
Men
"Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers."
People
"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."
God
"The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up."
Crime
"You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch."
War
"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."
Iraq
"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."
Mother
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