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"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
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"Annabeth realized that if six of them went on these two quests, it would leave Percy alone on the ship with Coach Hedge, which was maybe not a situation a caring girlfriend should put him in. Nor was she eager to let Percy out of her sight again-not after they'd been apart for so many months."
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"You do so much for me, my friend. I am truly blessed to have the friendship of someone as amazing as you. You are part of my life."
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"Really, I could care less if there's a Second Decade record."
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"There are lots of Linux users who don't care how the kernel works, but only want to use it. That is a tribute to how good Linux is."
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"Until the day I die, or until the day I can't think anymore, I want to be involved in the issues that I care about."
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"I have more care to staythan will to go."
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"Face it-nobody cares.But so what? Their apathy doesn't diminish your worth. Learn from it. Make it your job to care for those around you so that they don't feel like nobody cares."
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"One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do."
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"I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears."
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"I do not think I should care to go on worshipping a Madonna even if she did wink. One cannot make much out of a wink. We want something more than that from the object of our adoration."
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"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
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"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."
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"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
Autobiography
"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
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"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
Time
"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
Love
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
Beauty
"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
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"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
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"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
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