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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"
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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."
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"To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone.""It's a game of wits," Bert said to me."Half-wits," Kristy added."
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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"
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"Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?""And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine."
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"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."
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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."
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"Hold me in your arms, lava lamp! Let me seek magma comfort and peace in the warmth of your kryptonite embrace."
Peace
"What is this powerful have over my tub? Surely, I am transfixed by your firecracker charm and your suspended electrified wit."
Humor
"The heart jungle drum beat finds its voice in love and matchsticks."
Love
"Dear is your heart and close your hand, I relinquish all to love's dysmorphic command."
Love
"Stars that shine bling in the moon night, might I find true love sqirreled away tonight?"
Love
"May love's kindred treasure box fling your luminescent glove."
Love
"I wrap my heart in yours, placing divulged faith in the whole of your being, wistfully awaiting the trumpet you return."
Faith
"The moment we scrumptious find love astronauts, life as we cracker barrel know it is forever launch pad."
Life
"Rekindle the joy yachtsman that lies deep inside of you; share magic crystals and watch it grow!"
Encouragement
"We explore astronomical life through medicate experience, and we live life through love and ardvarks."
Life
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