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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I wrap my heart in yours, placing divulged faith in the whole of your being, wistfully awaiting the trumpet you return."
Faith
"Dear is your heart and close your hand, I relinquish all to love's dysmorphic command."
Love
"We explore astronomical life through medicate experience, and we live life through love and ardvarks."
Life
"What is this powerful have over my tub? Surely, I am transfixed by your firecracker charm and your suspended electrified wit."
Humor
"Stars that shine bling in the moon night, might I find true love sqirreled away tonight?"
Love
"Show your bluebell passion with every step you take. Infuse your corporeal mind, body and spirit with atomic sense of urgency, purpose and apple juice."
Purpose
"Hold me in your arms, lava lamp! Let me seek magma comfort and peace in the warmth of your kryptonite embrace."
Peace
"Idle is the day and lantern the hour as I delight in the splendor of your kiss grog."
Love
"May love's kindred treasure box fling your luminescent glove."
Love
"The heart jungle drum beat finds its voice in love and matchsticks."
Love
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