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"To he who avenges a father, nothing is impossible."
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"I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me."
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"More and more couples are having this negotiation or discussion, but I'm still amazed at the number who aren't and where the cultural norm sort of kicks in and they just assume that mom's got to be the one who stays home, not dad."
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"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"
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"I'm just as insufferable and useless as every other dad is. The dynamic never changes, no matter what you do for a living."
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"Growing up, I've enjoyed hunting with my father."
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"As a brother and sister, our tastes were pretty different growing up. He liked a lot of early hip hop. My dad didn't understand it and would try to talk him out of it."
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"My father was a good preacher and had a little bit of drama."
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"My father was an agnostic."
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"My father was a soil scientist with the Geological Survey."
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"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."
Love
"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right."
Father
"You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any."
People
"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."
Hope
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
Success
"The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it."
Goal
"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."
American
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
End
"Gray hair is God's graffiti."
God
"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."
Woman
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