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"You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble."
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"I don't want to write every week, it's too much trouble, and I shall only write when I want something. If you think I'm sick when I don't write, you can send for me to come and tell you."

"But generally speaking, I felt to engage in the political process was to sully oneself to such a degree that whatever came out wasn't worth the trouble put in."

"I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest."

"The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties."

"I have always had a lot more trouble with my truths than with my deceits."

"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one."

"The trouble with the sacred Individual is that he has no significance, except as he can acquire it from others, from the social whole."

"I think you get in trouble if you make experimental big studio films."
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"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."

"Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business."

"Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it."

"You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!"

"Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy."
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