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"A distinguished clergyman told me that he chose the profession of a clergyman because it afforded the most leisure for literary pursuits. I would recommend to him the profession of a governor."
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"Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can."
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"Piracy n: commerce without its folly-swaddles - just as God made it."
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"Or he'd watch the news: more plagues, more famines, more floods, more insect or microbe or small-mammal outbreaks, more droughts, more chickenshit boy-soldier wars in distant countries. Why was everything so much like itself?"
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"Shall I ask you how the church is to be filled, if a man is neither to take orders with a living, nor without?"
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"New York is a sucked orange."
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"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."
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"Time is a waste of money."
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"Now-a-days, men wear a fool's cap, and call it a liberty cap."
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"On the Kite, the situation was being 'workshopped'. This is the means by which people who don't know anything get together to pool their ignorance."
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"Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life."
Art

"Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope. They are the elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty. There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all."
Art

"Lady Bracknell, I hate to seem inquisitive, but would you kindly inform me who I am?"
Identity

"This morning I took out a comma and this afternoon I put it back again."
Literature

"The world has become sad because a puppet was once melancholy. The nihilist, that strange martyr who has no faith, who goes to the stake without enthusiasm, and dies for what he does not believe in, is a purely literary product. He was invented by Turgenev, and completed by Dostoevsky. Robespierre came out of the pages of Rousseau as surely as the People's Palace rose out debris of a novel. Literature always anticipates life. It does not copy it, but moulds it to its purpose."
Literature

"Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it."
Wealth

"My Salome is a mystic the sister SalammbA - a Saint ThA©rA se who worships the moon."
Religion

"Something was dead in each of us,and what was dead was hope."
Emotional

"A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure."
Wisdom

"For he who lives more lives than one More deaths than one must die."
Mortality
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