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"I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father.""
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"The most difficult owner for me was the late George Marshall of Washington."

"There's a Washington standard of casually putting things off the record. It's really gone too far. I don't know an easy way to turn it back."

"Mix one part Denzel Washington and two parts Eva Mendes and you have a nice hot cocktail."

"I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee."

"If I decide to tour, I definitely would come to Washington, D.C. We'll see."

"Like they said about The West Wing, you can't do a show about Washington until you can."

"Voters definitely believe Washington is corrupt - but most think it's bipartisan."

"Only in Washington does a decrease in the proposed increase equal a spending cut."

"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."


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