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"I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father.""
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"Mix one part Denzel Washington and two parts Eva Mendes and you have a nice hot cocktail."
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"Like they said about The West Wing, you can't do a show about Washington until you can."
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"I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father.""
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"Only in Washington does a decrease in the proposed increase equal a spending cut."
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"I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee."
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"If I decide to tour, I definitely would come to Washington, D.C. We'll see."
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"There's a Washington standard of casually putting things off the record. It's really gone too far. I don't know an easy way to turn it back."
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"The most difficult owner for me was the late George Marshall of Washington."
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"Voters definitely believe Washington is corrupt - but most think it's bipartisan."
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"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
Art
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
Money
"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
Business
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
War
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day
"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
Action
"Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have."
Money
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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