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Fun, Recreation, Leisure, Humor, Sports

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"If the universe is anything, it should be fun."

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"It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son."

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"I beg. I call. I badger. I cajole. Part of the secret is everyone has fun and that's really motivating."

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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun."

Billy Joel, American Musician

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"The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things."

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"Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?"

Johan Huizinga, Dutch Historian

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"It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration."

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"She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up."

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"I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled."

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