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"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies."
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"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."
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"I finished the movie a month ago in downtown Los Angeles. I had a lot of fun doing it."
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"I've had a lot more fun with the training."
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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."
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"I don't think there's a problem with being a teen idol, if that happens to me, I'll be happy to deal with it."
Teen

"I should be getting photographs of me with my arm around these people like restaurant owners do, because eventually I am going to have to prove to my kids that once I was an actor!"
People

"I'm very 'spur of the moment'. I'm always trying to think of fun things to do to create a memory."
Fun

"My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but someone thought we were real thieves and called the cops! Soon, the cops burst in with guns drawn!"
Thought

"You know, I'm not really any good at working out when people are flirting with me. And I think I'm too flirtatious with people I'm trying not to flirt with! What I am good at is making people feel uncomfortable. I don't want to but it always ends up happening!"
People

"Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will."
Life

"Be honest with yourself and lie to everyone else."
Lie

"You know what? I'm really attracted to British women, there's something innately proper about them. However badly they behave their accent is so cute that it makes up for everything!"
Woman

"I'm quiet, and I don't enjoy watching horror flicks, so am I like Zeke? No way."
Horror
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