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Erma Bombeck

"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."

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"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."

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Donna Grant

"Sometimes to be at home is like a nightmare by Stephen King."

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"Mars will not be our new home; it will be our new hotel! Because for a new place to be our own home, we need to see the things we used to see: An autumn lake, a bird singing in the misty morning or even desert camels walking in the sunset!"

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Donna Grant

"One is not to win the world, he has to win the home (family)."

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Donna Grant

"There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort."

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Donna Grant

"Nothing else has the power to calm, comfort, and care for you better than home."

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Donna Grant

"I would like to spend the whole of my life traveling, if I could anywhere borrow another life to spend at home."

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Donna Grant

"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing."

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Donna Grant

"Sometimes home is where the heart is, Eddie thought randomly. I believe that. Old Bobby Frost said home's the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. Unfortunately, it's also the place where, once you're in there, they don't ever want to let you out."

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Donna Grant

"A novelist is, like all mortals, more fully at home on the surface of the present than in the ooze of the past."

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Donna Grant

"I had known Cole Porter in Hollywood and New York, spent many a warm hour at his home, and met the talented and original people who were drawn to him."

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Erma Bombeck
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

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"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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Erma Bombeck
"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

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