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"There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
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"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether."

"The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts."

"The standard formulation on remedy is that it ought to cure past violations and prevent their recurrence. That's what antitrust is all about."

"Just because there is a problem doesn't mean that we have to solve it, if the cure is going to be more expensive than the original ailment."
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"There is only one cure for the evils which newly acquired freedom produces, and that cure is freedom."
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"Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting."

"Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has climbed."

"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."

"It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought."

"The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun."

"One of the first lessons life teaches us is that on these occasions of back-chat between the delicately-natured, a man should retire into the offing, curl up in a ball, and imitate the prudent tactics of the opossum, which, when danger is in the air, pretends to be dead, frequently going to the length of hanging out crAape and instructing its friends to gather round and say what a pity it all is."

"It isn't often that Aunt Dahlia lets her angry passions rise, but when she does, strong men climb trees and pull them up after them."

"This is the age of the specialist, and years ago Rollo had settled on his career. Even as a boy, hardly capable of connected thought, he had been convinced that his speciality, the one thing he could do really well, was to inherit money."
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