"There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."

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"There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."

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"The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts."

Katherine Whitehorn, British Journalist

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"Precaution is better than cure."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German Poet

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"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether."

Jim Palmer, American Athlete

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"The surest cure for vanity is loneliness."

Tom Wolfe, American Journalist

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"You're on earth. There's no cure for that."

Samuel Beckett, Irish Playwright

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"No, come to think of it, I don't think the Cure will end, but I can make up an ending if you want me to."

Robert Smith, English Musician

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"There is no miracle cure for the many problems of the world."

Guy Verhofstadt, Belgian Statesman

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"Just because there is a problem doesn't mean that we have to solve it, if the cure is going to be more expensive than the original ailment."

Bjorn Lomborg, Danish Scientist

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"I'm not going to worry about the Cure slipping down into the second division; it doesn't bother me because I never expected to be in the first division anyway."

Robert Smith, English Musician

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"Almost everybody is enthusiastic about the promise of biotechnology to cure disease and to relieve suffering."

Leon Kass, American Educator

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"When you have been just told that the girl you love is definitely betrothed to another, you begin to understand how Anarchists must feel when the bomb goes off too soon."

Heart

"I'm bound to say that New York's a topping place to be exiled in. Everybody was awfully good to me, and there seemed to be plenty of things going on, and I'm a wealthy bird, so everything was fine."

Perspective

"Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag."

Relationship

"Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman."

Violence

"Squiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?''Oh, rather!''What do you do about it?''I generally take a couple of cocktails."

Humor

"From my earliest years I had always wanted to be a writer. It was not that I had any particular message for humanity. I am still plugging away and not the ghost of one so far, so it begins to look as though, unless I suddenly hit mid-season form in my eighties, humanity will remain a message short."

Ambition

"The awful part of the writing game is that you can never be sure the stuff is any good."

Creativity

"It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the Grand Canyon of Arizona and listens for the echo."

Patience

"I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and then they all shot past me with a rush and out of the front door; and all that was left of the mobscene was the head of a whacking big fish, lying on the carpet and staring up at me in a rather austere sort of way, as if it wanted a written explanation and apology."

Humor

"This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth."

Humor