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"When I was growing up, there were just the three channels, so as a nation we all sat down to the same meal at the end of the day. Now there's been this explosion."
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"It is a Modern day, and these times need Modern solutions to Modern problems."

"The narrative impulse is always with us; we couldn't imagine ourselves through a day without it."
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"I'm either shooting nine grams of coke a day or spending two hours at the gym. There's no middle ground."
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"I have fully cooperated with the investigation and before the grand jury, and I'm quite confident at the end of the day that we'll know what facts are in this particular case."

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"British politics is more nuanced. Part of the problem with New Labour is that they are a moving target."


"When you consider what Tony Blair was saying about liberty, human rights and that sort of thing, it would be terribly revolutionary to sell the speeches he and Jack Straw made in 1994."


"In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian."


"I'm supposed to be the director of a television company, but I've only ever seen that company as a vehicle for making the kind of programmes we wanted to make, getting our ideas on the screen."


"I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening."


"I've no idea what they make of me. People usually don't recognise themselves in an impression."


"If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it."
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