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"Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing."
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"A man who has no office to go, to I don't care who he is, is a trial of which you can have no conception."
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"No doctor takes pleasure in the health even of his friends."
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"We've got to take care of the poor."
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"To be idle and to be poor have always been reproaches, and therefore every man endeavors with his utmost care to hide his poverty from others, and his idleness from himself."
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"I don't really care how we done it, we done it."
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"You promised to take care of me and not to turn your back on me. How is it possible that you never wrote to me even once and you never came back to see me? Do you think that it is fun for me to spend months, even years, without any news, without any hope!"
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"I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong."
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"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."
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"Your child should feel entitled to cry when you leave; crying is a natural thing for a child to do when she feels bad. The fact that your child cries when you go doesn't mean she will never like day care. It just means she wants you to stay."
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"We like writing with each other; it's fun."
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"A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character."
Character


"We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross."
Funny


"Now we have to hit them from a different angle."
Now


"I knew when I was 6. I just knew it; I didn't care about nothing else. If I didn't make it in this world, I would probably be homeless. I gave myself that little to fall back on."
Care


"You lose your privacy, and sometimes, people don't see you as human."
People


"Any time something does that well, you gotta follow up."
Time


"We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny."
Funny


"If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke."
Culture


"Women don't like advice. They don't want you to fix their problems, they just want you to listen."
Woman
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