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"The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted."
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"Ronald Reagan used to alarm other constituencies by speaking freely about the End Times foreshadowed in the Bible."
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"Determining to read through your Bible is a decision only you can make."
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"I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right."
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"Where in the Bible does it say I have to drive a Honda?"
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"Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it."
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"There have been more books alone written about Hamlet than have been written about the Bible."
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"We have used the Bible as if it were a mere special constable's handbook, an opium dose for keeping beasts of burden patient while they are overloaded."
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"There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself."
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"Intense study of the Bible will keep any writer from being vulgar, in point of style."
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"But the Bible speaks against it, and because the Bible speaks against it, we allow rampant sin including homosexuality and lying, and to me lying is just as b ad as homosexuality, and we've allowed this sin to run rampant in our nation."
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"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."
Irish
"It is a good deed to forget a poor joke."
Deed
"It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody."
Irish
"Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops."
Sister
"The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you."
Love
"What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides."
Men
"The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted."
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"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."
Food
"When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."
Death
"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves."
Day
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