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"I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"The moment you have a self at all, there is a possibility of putting yourself first - wanting to be the centre - wanting to be God, in fact. That was the sin of Satan: and that was the sin he taught the human race. Some people think the fall of man had something to do with sex, but that is a mistake...what Satan put into the heads of our remote ancestors was the idea that they 'could be like Gods' - could set up on their own as if they had created themselves - be their own masters - invent some sort of happiness for themselves outside God, apart from God. And out of that hopeless attempt has come...the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy."
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"I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people's faeces more disgusting than a bird's droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all."
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"Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet."
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"The real satire starts when I'm shockingly mocked,not mockingly shocked."
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"They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence."
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"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
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"People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound."
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"We can't all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing."
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"I try, and I think I succeed, in making my readers feel sorry for my psychopaths, because I do."
Creativity
"I think about death every day - what it would be like, why it would happen to me. It would be humiliating to be afraid."
Patience
"I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money."
Humor
"I really do literally put myself into a character's shoes."
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"I think to be driven to want to kill must be such a terrible burden."
Empathy
"The knives of jealousy are honed on details."
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