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"I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"I think about death every day - what it would be like, why it would happen to me. It would be humiliating to be afraid."
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"I think to be driven to want to kill must be such a terrible burden."
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"I try, and I think I succeed, in making my readers feel sorry for my psychopaths, because I do."
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"The knives of jealousy are honed on details."
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"I really do literally put myself into a character's shoes."
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"I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money."
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