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"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
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"I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul."
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"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."
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"God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause."
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"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way.""
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"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."
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"I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it."
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"God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal."
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"To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him."
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"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability."
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"An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie."
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"
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"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
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"I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes."
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"Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea."
Money

"I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics."
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
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"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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