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"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."
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"Deep down, I'm pretty superficial."
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"Oppression does not make for hearts as big as all outdoors. Oppression makes us big and small. Expressive and silenced. Deep and dead."
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"I deep sea fish a lot."
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"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."
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"I have a deep rooted folk sensibility that I can't get away from completely."
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"Chanting was very deep for me. It was as if I remembered it. It was like a real surrender."
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"He saved the production a tremendous amount. Now they did the scene where Omar is on the horse and he's in the deep snow, they went to Finland to do that. That scene they went to Finland for a week. I wasn't around then."
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"We walk ourselves into ruts so deep we cannot see over them."
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"The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet."
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"Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found."
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"I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business."
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"I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me."
People


"Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal."
People


"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."
Deep


"It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes."
First


"Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science."
Science


"If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it."
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"Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire."
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"It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people."
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"Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do."
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