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"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."
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"Together we can face any challenges as deep as the ocean and as high as the sky."
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"Africa is a continent in flames. And deep down, if we really accepted that Africans were equal to us, we would all do more to put the fire out. We're standing around with watering cans, when what we really need is the fire brigade."
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"The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet."
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"Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool."
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"Deep, unspeakable suffering may well be called a baptism, a regeneration, the initiation into a new state."
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"I'm the guy they used to call Deep Throat."
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"I deep sea fish a lot."
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"Can ye fathom the ocean, dark and deep, where the mighty waves and the grandeur sweep?"
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"When I heard Aretha, I could feel her emotional delivery so clearly. It came from down deep within. That's what I wanted to do."
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"Your mind can't always tell the difference between pretend and reality if you pretend too long; or if you go too deep and really believe in what you're doing."
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"I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me."
People
"Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it."
Being
"I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance."
Chance
"It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people."
Government
"I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place."
Being
"Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science."
Science
"But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that."
Funny
"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."
Nothing
"If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too."
Work
"I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real."
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