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"I quit smoking well over twenty years ago."
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"Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good."
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"Nobody should smoke cigarettes - and smoking with an ulcer is like pouring gasoline on a burning house."
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"I would be very proud to have influenced anyone that I know or don't know to quit smoking."
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"Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one. If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack. If you're throwing rocks, we've got to throw bigger rocks."
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"Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs."
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"Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking."
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"You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late."
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"Look at any black-and-white movie; everybody is smoking."
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"Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you."
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"I quit smoking well over twenty years ago."
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