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"I quit smoking well over twenty years ago."
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"I would be very proud to have influenced anyone that I know or don't know to quit smoking."
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"Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking."
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"You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late."
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"Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one. If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack. If you're throwing rocks, we've got to throw bigger rocks."
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"Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you."
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"I quit smoking well over twenty years ago."
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"Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good."
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"Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs."
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"Look at any black-and-white movie; everybody is smoking."
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"Nobody should smoke cigarettes - and smoking with an ulcer is like pouring gasoline on a burning house."
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"My whole act is confession."
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"The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so."
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"Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience."
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"Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form."
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"While you're improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we're having fun."
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"I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic."
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"I quit smoking well over twenty years ago."
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"My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's."
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"The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance."
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"Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside."
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