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"I quit smoking well over twenty years ago."
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"Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one. If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack. If you're throwing rocks, we've got to throw bigger rocks."
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"I quit smoking well over twenty years ago."
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"Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs."
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"Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good."
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"Nobody should smoke cigarettes - and smoking with an ulcer is like pouring gasoline on a burning house."
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"Look at any black-and-white movie; everybody is smoking."
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"Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking."
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"You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late."
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"I would be very proud to have influenced anyone that I know or don't know to quit smoking."
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"Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you."
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"I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic."
Humor
"My whole act is confession."
Act
"My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's."
Chicago
"As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian."
Education
"Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form."
Art
"Incidentally, I'm still looking for acting work, my first love."
Love
"I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them."
Comedians
"So that this thing that aired in 1963 would result a few years later in personal bankruptcy, would result in having people be on edge with me, wondering when I'm going to blow up."
People
"I will always love to perform standup comedy."
Love
"The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so."
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