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"I quit smoking well over twenty years ago."
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"I would be very proud to have influenced anyone that I know or don't know to quit smoking."
"You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late."
"Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs."
"Nobody should smoke cigarettes - and smoking with an ulcer is like pouring gasoline on a burning house."
"Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one. If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack. If you're throwing rocks, we've got to throw bigger rocks."
"Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you."
"Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking."
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