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"I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long."
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"I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena."
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"If it comes back, I think that Friday night is not a good night to be on."
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"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how I do these things. I can embarrass myself so badly that I literally get a hot prickle down the back of my neck."
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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"Stood off and on during the night, determining not to come to anchor till morning, fearing to meet with shoals; continued our course in the morning; and as the island was found to be six or seven leagues distant, and the tide was against us, it was noon when we arrived there."
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"Like every other place, I guess, Kansas City was quite a different city when I was a youngster there. They had quite a few clubs, and we had what we used to call jam sessions every night."
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"I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night."
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"I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week."
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"Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band."
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"It's very cliched to go, 'You're not punk.' We don't care if we are, and we don't care if we aren't."
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"We're all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that's why we do it."
Love

"My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya."
Love

"When I heard Nirvana, it changed my life."
Life

"People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy."
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"I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated."
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"Those people who shun us just because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren't keeping an open mind."
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"I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school."
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"I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was."
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