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"Book tours are almost designed to beat out of an author any affection he has for his book."
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"Our love is like no other."
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"Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present."
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"I'm yet to see a Man more graceful, civilized and patient while making love with his woman; and a Woman who has never rejeced her man's sexual advances!"
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"They were almost never alone, and now that they almost-practically were, he felt kind of frantic for her attention."
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"All hugs are not created equal. Some people are naturally gifted in showering others with warmth and affection. They can hug with such a sincere intention it transcends a handshake. Their hugs feel genuine, non-threatening, and are emotionally consistent with the relationship they share with the "hugee."
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"Calvin said, "Do you know that this is the first time I've seen you without your glasses?""I'm blind as a bat without them. I'm near-sighted, like father.""Well, you know what, you've got dream-boat eyes," Calvin said. "Listen, you go right on wearing your glasses. I don't think I want anybody else to see what gorgeous eyes you have."
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"She leaned into me, and when I closed my eyes, I knew I wanted nothing more than to hold her this way forever."
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"The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years."
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"Come, let us speak with our bodies.Teach me how to please you.I am here to learn.Let us not waste this time.It is the hour of union.ComeAnd after you do,Come again."
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"You're cute when you're worried. Your eyebrows get all scrunched together."
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"Why pay $20 million to Harrison Ford? I don't even understand that. They think they have to do it... If someone puts a price on himself, that suggests he is irreplaceable, then he better find somewhere else to work."
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"Baseball is this intense subculture that actually doesn't speak very much for the larger culture."
Baseball

"People who think they know what they are talking about when they talk about baseball include the announcers and all of the sports press - no matter how much evidence you present them to the contrary they will continue to think that what they think is right."
Sports

"Book tours are almost designed to beat out of an author any affection he has for his book."
Affection

"The Oakland clubhouse is a wonderful place. A lot of these guys feel like rejects. They were rejects and they feel - they can tell you how baseball screwed up."
Baseball

"The Red Sox are the local scapegoats. It's hard enough to play baseball without being the local scapegoat too."
Baseball

"The sports world is an echo chamber. All it takes is one quote from a general manager and a thousand sports columns bloom."
Sports

"In Japan, mothers insist on achievement and accomplishment as a sign of love and respect. Thus to fail places children in a highly shamed situation."
Love

"There has been this - and it's reflected in the broadcasts - this moronic use of statistics. Which has suggested to everyone who is intelligent the use of statistics is moronic."
Statistics

"The Red Sox are a curious thing because so much here is media driven. You can't go fire half your scouts here because they are all friends with the local reporters. Your life is going to hell in the papers."
Life
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