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"I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it."
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"Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS."

"I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do."

"He said you were the only one who was bitter about S.'s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving."

"I don't think Jimi committed suicide in the conventional way. He just decided to exit when he wanted to."

"I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens."

"Would Hamlet have felt the delicious fascination of suicide if he hadn't had an audience, and lines to speak?"

"The Israelis have suffered a great deal, we must condemn suicide bombers, and we must never say that the plight of the Palestinians justifies this terrible thing."
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