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P. J. O'Rourke

"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."

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"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."

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Donna Grant

"They say that a good cook can ignite sparks by the way he kisses. The way I see, just because a guy can turn on the stove doesn't necessarily make him a good cook."

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Donna Grant

"A friend is always good to have, but a lover's kiss is better than angels raining down on me."

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Donna Grant

"It doesn't bother me because I can tell everyone to kiss off."

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Donna Grant

"Nothing could ever stop Kiss. I've seen the band in down times where critics were like vultures circling overhead saying things like, 'Well, you know it's the end of your career.'"

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Donna Grant

"Publication is to thinking as childbirth is to the first kiss."

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Donna Grant

"I like meeting all my fans and signing autographs, although it can all get a bit crazy. Yesterday, for example, a boy just came over and planted a big kiss on my face! I was like, 'Hello?'"

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Donna Grant

"It's a gamble. A band like Kiss, a lot of those are our audience but we don't do as much make-up. Alice would have more to lose if we got back together."

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Donna Grant

"I always get carried away when I'm kissing. I just go nuts! Walking away after it is the strangest moment for me. It's embarrassing - not knowing what to say to each other."

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Donna Grant

"Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!"

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Donna Grant

"The song This Kiss was definitely my breakthrough song. After that, Breathe was my breakthrough album."

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P. J. O'Rourke
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."

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P. J. O'Rourke
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."

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P. J. O'Rourke
"Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy."

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P. J. O'Rourke
"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."

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P. J. O'Rourke
"You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke."

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P. J. O'Rourke
"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."

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P. J. O'Rourke
"Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy."

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P. J. O'Rourke
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."

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"Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there."

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P. J. O'Rourke
"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."

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