top of page
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke

"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."

Standard 
 Customized
"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."

Exlpore more Kiss quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Actually, I've only been involved with one girl I worked with. It was Alyssa Milano. We didn't actually have an onscreen kiss - we're about to but it gets broken up."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The song This Kiss was definitely my breakthrough song. After that, Breathe was my breakthrough album."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I like meeting all my fans and signing autographs, although it can all get a bit crazy. Yesterday, for example, a boy just came over and planted a big kiss on my face! I was like, 'Hello?'"

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Nothing could ever stop Kiss. I've seen the band in down times where critics were like vultures circling overhead saying things like, 'Well, you know it's the end of your career.'"

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I don't remember having a crush on a boy when I was a girl. I don't even remember my first kiss."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Publication is to thinking as childbirth is to the first kiss."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, But Diamonds are a girl's best friend."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The kiss always gets a hell of a reaction."

Explore more quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"Never fight an inanimate object."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"The more aspects of life that can be moved from private reign to public realm, the better it is for politics."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"There are a few things that people all around the world need to admit to themselves. Trade restraints slow economic growth, the euro is not a reserve currency, and scoreless sports ties are boring."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"We loved cars until the '70s or so. Then they became appliances. They turned into motorized cup holders. Most of it has to do with urban sprawl. What began as pleasure ends up in necessity, as so many things do."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"People say, 'Oh, politics is so polarized today,' and I'm thinking... '1861, that was polarized.'"
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"I'm a member of the 1960s generation. We didn't have any wisdom."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian process, we'd all still be amoebas."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke."
bottom of page