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"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."
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"In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame."

"It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody."

"My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it?"

"I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it."

"Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure."

"Finally, Colin Farrell showed up on my doorstep, only he wasn't Colin Farrell - he was just this Irish kid who had read the script and wanted to do it."
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"It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody."

"The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted."

"I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."

"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."

"When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."

"Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in."
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