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"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."
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"I had that stubborn streak, the Irish in me I guess."
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"I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it."
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"We play our Irish songs a bit more loosely."
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"For a man to come right out and say he does not believe in the Old Testament, I think many Catholics across the nation as well as the world are offended by Bill O'Reilly claiming he's an Irish Catholic."
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"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."
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"In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame."
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"There's something about the Irish that is remarkable."
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"I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics."
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"Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure."
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"To marry the Irish is to look for poverty."
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"When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."
Death
"I am a drinker with writing problems."
Problems
"I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds."
Word
"Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis."
People
"There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary."
Publicity
"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves."
Day
"It is a good deed to forget a poor joke."
Deed
"What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides."
Men
"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."
Food
"Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in."
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