"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist,'" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.""But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.""Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."
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"I have read the bible, seen its errors and perfections, but the bits of lie contained therein has contaminated the truth."
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"Soul winning for Christ Jesus is a great business everyone must endeavor to start and keep it diligently."
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"Lord I thank you for the gift of breath, eyes to see, ears to hear, tongue to taste, nose to smell, mouth to speak, face to smile, voice to sing, body to dance, legs to walk, mind to think and hands to write."
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"Christians are the hope of any country."
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"Some of the best love poems have been written by monks and nuns..."
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"Any bridge you refuse to burn gives Satan an invitation and re-entry point into your life."
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"Religion (Dharma) begins with an obliging nature."
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"Keep the faith. It is the greatest gift."
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"Lord gives even more grace, so you can endure the test of time."
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"Look heavenly onward."
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"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat."
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"If everyone knew exactly what I was going to say, then there would be no point in my saying it, would there?"
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"Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way affected by every other piece of matter in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of creation - every sun, every planet, their orbits, their composition and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of fairy cake."
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"The best conversation I had was over forty million years ago,' continued Marvin. Again the pause. 'Oh d-'And that was with a coffee machine.' He waited."
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"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
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"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."
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"Time is bunk."
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"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity."
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"Life is wasted on the living."
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