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"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"
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"Emancipation from every kind of bondage is my principle. I go for recognition of human rights, without distinction of sect, party, sex, or color."
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"It's difficult for me to say, but I don't think the sex scenes are particularly erotic."
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"What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal."
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"The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really intense. That's something I knew from that very moment, whatever happens past that point, something's out there in the air that is really bad."
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"So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence."
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"I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not."
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"Normal people have sex lives of their own to worry about."
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"If it was about lying under oath - we actually know that Clinton certainly was deceptive, as most people would be about their sex lives - but, in fact, he did not lie."
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"But, you know, there's still an argument, there's still ten states that outlaw premarital sex, and many more states where adultery is still outlawed and a crime."
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"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."
People
"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
Wife
"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."
Evil
"He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites."
Disaster
"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"
Children
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
First
"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
Friendship
"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."
Night
"People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi."
People
"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."
Family
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