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"Sex is a big question mark. It is something people will talk about forever."
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"Two things I do well in books are sex and violence, but I don't want gratuitous sex or violence. The sex and violence are only as graphic as need be. And never included unless it furthers the plot or character development."
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"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."
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"When it comes to sex, no pairing is beyond belief."
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"Sex drives the world and sex in on every human mind, be it a prophet or be it a saint, history has full of evidences."
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"What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal."
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"When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him."
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"People's attitudes about sex aren't healthy anywhere, except maybe in those tribes where they go around naked."
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"Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor."
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"I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex."
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Explore more quotes by Emo Philips

"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"
Father

"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
Wife

"People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi."
People

"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
Beer

"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."
Night

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Life

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."
Love

"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."
Night

"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.""
Time

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
Worth
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