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Emo Philips

"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."

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"Two things I do well in books are sex and violence, but I don't want gratuitous sex or violence. The sex and violence are only as graphic as need be. And never included unless it furthers the plot or character development."

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"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."

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"Sex drives the world and sex in on every human mind, be it a prophet or be it a saint, history has full of evidences."

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"What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal."

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"When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him."

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"I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex."

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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"

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"People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi."

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"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."

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"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

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"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

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"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."

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"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."

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"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.""

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"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."

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