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"I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies."
"Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal."
"I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out."
"I don't like traditions, I am very personal, very independent, I don't like intimate ladies, I mean in German lieder there's a lot of copy, a lot of imitation, a lot of tradition, and this I have put it aside."
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"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."
"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."
"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."
"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours."
"People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine."
"A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag."
"Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water."
"It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?"
"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."
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