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"I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies."
"Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies."
"Tampa's crazy... The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen."
"I don't like traditions, I am very personal, very independent, I don't like intimate ladies, I mean in German lieder there's a lot of copy, a lot of imitation, a lot of tradition, and this I have put it aside."
"I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out."
"Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal."
"The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness."
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"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."
"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
"The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts."
"People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine."
"A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag."
"It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?"
"Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water."
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