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"I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies."
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"Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal."
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"I don't like traditions, I am very personal, very independent, I don't like intimate ladies, I mean in German lieder there's a lot of copy, a lot of imitation, a lot of tradition, and this I have put it aside."
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"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
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"The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness."
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"Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies."
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"I'm not confident with the ladies. I can't just ask someone out in a club. I'd like to say I'm a gentleman."
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"Parvesh Cheena is a real treat for the ladies."
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"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to."
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"Ladies be seated, the party has only begun."
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"Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"
Health
"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."
Business
"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
Ladies
"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."
Gay
"Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger."
Importance
"I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red."
Idea
"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."
Body
"There is no off position on the genius switch."
Genius
"President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?"
Hell
"Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed."
Time
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