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Darynda Jones

"Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?"

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"Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?"

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"Always try to live in a wonderful world where the sun is always shining, flowers are always blooming, birds are always singing, and you are always busy with a joyful life."

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"I don't need a personal trainer, I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to!"

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"Never get out of bed before noon."

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"I had never been a dresser. My shirts were all faded and shrunken, 5 or 6 years old, threadbare. My pants the same. I hated department stores, I hated the clerks, they acted so superior, they seemed to know the secret of life, they had a confidence I didn't possess. My shoes were always broken down and old, I disliked shoe stores too. I never purchased anything until it was completely unusable, and that included automobiles. It wasn't a matter of thrift, I just couldn't bear to be a buyer needing a seller, seller being so handsome and aloof and superior. Besides, it all took time, time when you could just be laying around and drinking."

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"She's a gypsy girl living in a materialistic world, Unattached to most things but in love with life itself."

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"Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste."

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"You gotta know when to be lazy. Done correctly, it's an art form that benefits everyone."

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"An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect."

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Amber Hurdle

"When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don't need ironing."

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"I could've knocked the shit out of her .She'd have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out of rude people wasn't my style. Heckling them every chance I got was. Hopefully she'd screw up soon. I didn't have all day."
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"You just seem so sad, I said, dialing voice mail. "Like someone stole your favorite nine millimeter."I'm not sad. He started down the hall, then turned back. "Least not when I look at you.."
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"Can I brush your hair? she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can't live with 'em. Can't eat 'em for lunch."
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"The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of "less is more."
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