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"I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity."
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"Stupidity fuses notoriety and celebrity."
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"I could have been more famous if I did all the glitzy things, but celebrity always seemed so unnecessary."
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"I was the first celebrity in pictures to be marrying a titled European."
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"I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal."
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"A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know."
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"Celebrity is a weird appendage, which is useless unless you do something with it."
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"But celebrity really doesn't mean anything unless you use it for finding some way to give back and I've always felt that way."
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"I tip like crazy. They'll remember me. Celebrity can be expensive."
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"The bump I was trying to hide could be the future king of England."
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"As for fame, fame felt like nothing. Fame was not a sensation like love or hunger or loneliness, welling from within and invisible to the outside eye. It was rather entirely external, coming from the minds of others. It existed in the way people looked at him or behaved towards him. In that, being famous was no different from being gay, or Jewish, or from a visible minority: you are who you are, and then people project onto you some notion they have."
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"I want to play a Disney villainess so badly."
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"My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh."
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"But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick."
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"I've always just gone with the best role, and I don't care if it's in theater, film or television."
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"I was a full foot taller than any child my age."
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"To actually be allowed to be beautiful is a total first for me."
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"I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller."
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"I spent 10 years in New York doing theater."
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"May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?"
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"I really came out to L.A. to take the money and run."
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