"What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis."

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"What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis."

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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."

"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."

"The capitalist class shoots down mothers and children. It stops at nothing, no matter how monstrous, to prevent the organization of the workers."

"You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it's a bit scary, actually."

"After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise."

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"I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school."

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