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"Don't mock my suggestions, Ridley " one day in the near future, they might just save your life. Maxwell D. Kalist."
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"With regard to navigating relationship's highways and bi-ways - avoid changing lanes without first giving a signal."

"Never take advice about never taking advice. That is an old vice of men - to dish it out without being able to take it - the blind leading the blind into more blindness."

"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will be like the grey-faced gin-drinker in the slum; but drink when you would be happy without it, and you will be like the laughing peasant of Italy. Never drink because you need it, for this is rational drinking, and the way to death and hell. But drink because you do not need it, for this is irrational drinking, and the ancient health of the world."

"Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me."

"The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted, evidently an effrontery."

"One of my father's RULES FOR LIFE was to marry a woman who was smarter than you. "I did this," he would say to me, "and you should do it, too. I say, why do all the thinking?"
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"I'm much more than a writer " I'm someone who puts different words together in an interesting way."

"When a person sets out to learn from others and not to teach others he becomes a true writer."

"There are some great, subversive female writers out there. Gender should not affect anything. It does, but it shouldn't."

"Most people assume I write at night because of the kind of books I write, but I can shut out the light with my mind."

"I'm warning you because you're young and vulnerable. He's a dirty, lying, conniving piece of shit and he's dangerous. Gottfried Baumauer."
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