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Joan Rivers

"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."

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"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."

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"It's a struggle for every young Black man. You know how it is, only God can judge us."

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"God wills to be displayed and known and loved and cherished and worshiped."

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"The confidence in another man's virtue is no light evidence of a man's own, and God willingly favors such a confidence."

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"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

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"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."

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"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

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"Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?"

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"Reagan was all about America, and you talked about it. Obama is, 'We are above that now. We're not just parochial, we're not just chauvinistic, we're not just provincial. We stand for something.' I mean, in a way, Obama's standing above the country, above - above the world. He's sort of God. He's going to bring all different sides together."

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"God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as God sees you."

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"God is created by the brain and can also be destroyed by the brain. But this way 'Love' doesn't exist either, because it also is the result of molecular interaction within the brain. Love is a result of complex and mind-blowing interactions between neurotransmitters like Oxytocin, Dopamine, Serotonin, Endorphins and the reward center of the brain. Does this mean we should downright stop loving our family or friends? Since there is no existence of actual 'Love', should we just deny what our heart feels for our beloved ones? Whatever the answer is, the same goes for the faith upon divine existence. Only one thing to remember " Love gives life, so should faith."

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"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."
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"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
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