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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Price is what you pay. Value is what you get."
Success
"It's never paid to bet against America. We come through things, but its not always a smooth ride."
Positive
"A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought."
Wisdom
"Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1."
Success
"The business schools reward difficult complex behavior more than simple behavior, but simple behavior is more effective."
Society
"The smarter the journalists are, the better off society is. For to a degree, people read the press to inform themselves-and the better the teacher, the better the student body."
Wisdom
"We always live in an uncertain world. What is certain is that the United States will go forward over time."
Progress
"I am a huge bull on this country. We will not have a double-dip recession at all. I see our businesses coming back almost across the board."
Business
"Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars."
Attitude
"Your premium brand had better be delivering something special, or it's not going to get the business."
Business
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