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P. J. O'Rourke

"You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke."

May,
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"You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke."

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"It now seems very likely that many of the 64 triplets, possibly most of them, may code one amino acid or another, and that in general several distinct triplets may code one amino acid."

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"Now I say I'm a diarist with an explanation I'll get back to you on. Someday I may try and write in memoir form."

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"The Capitol was an occasion where you arrive at a sign in the road that says you have arrived at a place you may not have expected to be, but you know how you got here: Next!"

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"To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets."

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"Every one of our passions and affections hath its natural stint and bound, which may easily be exceeded; whereas our enjoyments can possibly be but in a determinate measure and degree."

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"Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy."
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"The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it."
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