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P. J. O'Rourke

"You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke."

May,
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"When they discover I have a green card there may be some problems."

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"You can put things off until tomorrow but tomorrow may never come."

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"I may climb perhaps to no great heights, but I will climb alone."

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"Inhabit ourselves that we may indeed do what we want to do."

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"It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy."

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"I may be the girl next door, but you wouldn't want to live next to me."

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"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."

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"I object to teaching of slogans intended to befog the mind, of whatever kind they may be."

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"You will seek not a near but a distant objective, and you will not be satisfied with what you may have done."

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"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same."

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