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"If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong."
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"A puritan is a person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things."
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"The Pentagon said that these prisoners were kept in accordance with the Geneva Convention, and of course I was not reassured by that, but I couldn't prove that that was wrong; so we're clearer about that."
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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
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"But the one thing you should. not do is to suppose that when something is wrong with the arts, it is wrong with the arts ONLY."
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"It's a terrible thing to speak well and be wrong."
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"The lessons that it teaches are fundamentally the lessons that all great battles teach That even the most carefully prepared plans often go wrong. That lucky breaks are very important."
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"I'm the little dog who goes the wrong way - under the hoop."
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"It is not altogether wrong to say that there is no such thing as a bad photograph - only less interesting, less relevant, less mysterious ones."
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"I feel very bad about getting things wrong."
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"A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer."
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"I have learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus. On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside."
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"For those of you who don't understand Reaganomics, it's based on the principle that the rich and the poor will get the same amount of ice. In Reaganomics, however, the poor get all of theirs in winter."
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"If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong."
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"Lord, give us the wisdom to utter words that are gentle and tender, for tomorrow we may have to eat them."
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"The more we exploit nature, The more our options are reduced, until we have only one: to fight for survival."
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"One puts on black robes to scare the hell out of white people, while the other puts on white robes to scare the hell out of blacks."
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"The ability to change one's views without losing one's seat is the mark of a great politician."
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