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"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."
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"One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie."

"Lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance."

"Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him."

"When a contradiction is impossible to resolve except by a lie, then we know that it is really a door."

"I do myself a greater injury in lying than I do him of whom I tell a lie."
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"Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."

"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."
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