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"Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage."
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"I do not support a constitutional amendment to prohibit gay marriage."
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"If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door."
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"Marriage is like a well - built porch. If one of the two posts leans too much, the porch collapses. So each must be strong enough to stand on its own."
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"I invented the psychological histories and the relationship between Jack and Susan Stanton. I didn't know anything about the Clintons. I don't know more about the Clintons' marriage than you do."
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"The real reason a husband and wife always fight is because they always focus on the ugliness in each other and have forgotten to focus on the beauties that attracted them at first."
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"Husband: a former boyfriend."
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"Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient."
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"I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month."
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"There were times after my marriage ended where, you know, I really felt like I was at the bottom of a mountain, there was a great big, fog up there, and I'm never going to cross to the other side."
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"A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide."
Death
"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
Old
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."
Happiness
"I hate being placed on committees. They are always having meetings at which half are absent and the rest late."
Society
"We expect more of ourselves than we have any right to."
Expectation
"When I feel inclined to read poetry I take down my dictionary. The poetry of words is quite as beautiful as the poetry of sentences."
Poetry
"Love prefers twilight to daylight."
Love
"Don't be consistent but be simply true."
Authenticity
"An older author is constantly rediscovering himself in the more or less fossilized productions of his earlier years."
Writing
"Nature is in earnest when she makes a woman."
Nature
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