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George Eliot, British Author

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Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

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Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"Scratch a Yale man with both hands and you'll be lucky to find a coast-guard. Usually you find nothing at all."

F. Scott Fitzgerald, American Author

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"The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble."

Henry Miller, American Author

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"The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men."

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"The vote is the most powerful instrument ever devised by man for breaking down injustice and destroying the terrible walls which imprison men because they are different from other men."

Lyndon B. Johnson, American President

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"Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it, although I can't find it when I take the suit off."

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"A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated."

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"In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop."

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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."

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"If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from."

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"The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon."

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"At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands."

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"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."

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