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"98% of the things said by a drunk man are true, 98% of those said by a horny man aren't."
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"I'd had a really bad day and you hurt me.His hand at my jaw tensed and he kept whispering when he said, 'I'll probably do it again, Red,because I'm a man and any man can be a dick. But I won't do it like that, not again. I know you got softunder that attitude and I'll have a mind to that."
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"Your thoughts are transparent."
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"The truth is considered hatred by those who hate the truth."
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"I don't think there's anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn't fashionable."
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"The wishes of an honest man do not stretch beyond what he undoubtedly deserves."
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"Unfortunately, people who always tell the truth don't have many friends."
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"Industry, economy, honesty, and kindness form a quartet of virtues that will never be improved upon."
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"Honest dishonesty. That's quite the oxymoron " but I like the originality that you've brought to bear in the art of rationalization. Maybe you should consider becoming a lawyer, he added jokingly."
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"I think sincerity was my sole aesthetic and realism my experimental technique."
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"Liars need to have good memories."
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"Every artist takes their final work to the grave."
Legacy
"Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is)."
Psychology
"A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover's world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian's world revolves around the world."
Love
"The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief."
Money
"What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose."
Work
"Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear - than a fact that he wishes was an opinion."
Psychology
"For breakfast to be called 'in bed' instead of 'on top of a bed,' the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom."
Society
"Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important."
Society
"I am against justice - whenever it is carried out by a mob."
Justice
"An employer's fart is music to his employees' ears."
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