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"I had to do a tango with Raft and I learned to dance in ballet shoes with my knees bent."
"We got on American Bandstand, where kids would dance to a record and then rate it. We called ourselves Tom and Jerry. I was Jerry."
"He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying."
"Dance with your own way with your own tune no matter who watches it."
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
"I wanted to be Gene Kelly. Well really, I just wanted to dance with Cyd Charisse."
"I would rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach 10,000 stars how not to dance."
"When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way."
Explore more quotes by David Letterman
"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
"Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard."
"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population."
"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."
"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."
"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?"
"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."
"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
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