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"My mom always taught me to be sweet and polite and cross my legs because it's what the guys like. Actually, they like a raunchy girl once in a while."
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"My mom is a sculptress."
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"For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl and her mom that I saw at my concert last night. I think about what those two individuals would think if I were at a club last night. I never want to be arrested, and I never want to get a DUI, those are my moral values."
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"I know how to do anything, I'm a mom."
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"Before I was a mom I used to think that parents who worried about their kids watching MTV were just clueless. Now that I'm a mom, I see what the fuss was all about!"
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"My mom is still yelling at me because she needs more autographed pictures."
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"One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes."
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"I'm sure that my mom would have been happy with any path I chose."
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"Well, my mom is single and we've both been single at the same time over the last ten years, so I really related to the bond between my character and Diane's."
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"They very seldom let me lose my cool. They made me like I was Polly Perfect, which was ridiculous so that when I bump into kids on the street they'd say 'I wish my Mom were like you.'"
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"I started cooking when I was about 10. I have memories like when I was 6 or 7 with my mom, and when I was 12 I started getting real serious about cooking."
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"I have more zits now than I did as a teenager. Stress zits."
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"My mom always taught me to be sweet and polite and cross my legs because it's what the guys like. Actually, they like a raunchy girl once in a while."
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