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"I don't think I'm a celebrity. A chimpanzee could have done what I did."
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"The whole celebrity culture thing - I'm fascinated by, and repelled by, and yet I end up knowing about it."

"Well, honestly, both my husband and I tend to ignore the tabloids. We see them every once in awhile or it comes to our attention that we are in a tabloid for one reason or another. But it's always false."

"I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'"

"I was the first celebrity in pictures to be marrying a titled European."

"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."

"So, I didn't get moved up because of celebrity status or anything like that. I got in line, and I passed the test. And they realized that I was sick enough, and as soon as the liver became available, I got one."

"I tip like crazy. They'll remember me. Celebrity can be expensive."
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"I feel that I see John Lennon now as not a celebrity. I did then. I saw him as a cardboard cutout on an album cover."
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