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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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Personal Development
"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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Personal Development
"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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Personal Development
"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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Personal Development
"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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Personal Development
"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
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Personal Development
"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."
Destiny
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
Love
"A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone."
Attitude
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
Business
"Nothing can make injustice just but mercy."
Justice
"Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on."
Justice
"I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn."
Writing
"There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies."
Education
"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."
Humor
"Pressed into service means pressed out of shape."
Wisdom
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