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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either."
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"Working mothers do an hour more per day than working fathers do and working mothers do on average an hour more per day with the kids than working fathers do."
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"When I was growing up, there were just the three channels, so as a nation we all sat down to the same meal at the end of the day. Now there's been this explosion."
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"I'll probably make loads of plans, and then just sit around on my bottom all day long and do nothing."
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"He knows I rip him off every day. He's the godfather for me. Nobody can say they aren't influenced by what Stevie Wonder has done."
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"I have no dress except the one I wear every day. If you are going to be kind enough to give me one, please let it be practical and dark so that I can put it on afterwards to go to the laboratory."
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"The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted."
Bible
"When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."
Death
"I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."
Death
"I am a drinker with writing problems."
Problems
"New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat."
Spiritual
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
Money
"What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides."
Men
"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."
Food
"It is a good deed to forget a poor joke."
Deed
"The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you."
Love
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