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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves."
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"I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way."
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"At this very moment I'm behind on a compilation that Slave Labor is doing for Free Comic Book Day."
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"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked."
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"I was listening to the first record the other day, and it sounds remarkably contemporary."
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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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"In designing hardware to be used every day, it was important to keep both the human aspects and the machine in mind. What looks good also often feels good."
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"The narrative impulse is always with us; we couldn't imagine ourselves through a day without it."
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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"We're trying to have the band create something beautiful that hopefully one day, 20 years from now, can be picked up by a kid and hopefully have the same effect that Neil Young had on me, or Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath."
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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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"I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds."
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"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."
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"I am a drinker with writing problems."
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"It is a good deed to forget a poor joke."
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"It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody."
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"Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops."
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"Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis."
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"The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you."
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"What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides."
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"All publicity is good, except an obituary notice."
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