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"I cannot do anything fake; that is why even when I sleep with a prostitute, she falls in love with me."
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"I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy."
"Confidence, is like a belt worn around the waist. Wear it too tight, you come off cocky and arrogant, wear it too loose, you come off timid and a walk over, but wear it fit and snug, it will uphold you in every step of the way."
"I always knew he was selfish and self-indulgent and kind of lazy, those are practically prerequisites for playing lead guitar."
"I'm genetically programmed to be a terrible person."
"How can a man's candour be seen in all its lustre unless he has a few failings to talk of? But he had an agreeable confidence that his faults were all of a generous kind-impetuous, arm-blooded, leonine; never crawling, crafty, reptilian."
"Don't ignore me. I only get more annoying."
"Now I feel like James Bond. Suave and intelligent, breaking all the codes while looking fabulous."
"Only a mediocre person is always at his best."
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"I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy."
"The difference between human and other species is, they eat each other when they have nothing to eat, but we eat each other while having everything."
"Humans are very strange. When you need a hug, they throw you away, when you need condolence , they insult you, and when you need love, they betray you."
"There are two groups of people in this world; first, those who have everything but nothing and second, those who have nothing but everything."
"From the first day we have been fighting the wrong enemy, our common enemy is religion which dictates upon us division and partition."
"If silence of the days and darkness of the nights is the indicator of the doomsday, we are already in it."
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