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"Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness."
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"Okay... I get that... but why I!?"
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"Science ask facts and religion ask faith, humans are confused between life and death."
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"The mental mist of ambiguity and the fog of ambivalence hamper human existence."
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"Confusion of sign and object is original sin coeval with the word."
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"I still don't get it" Coach Hedge muttered as they roamed the centre aisle. "They named a whole town after Leo's table?""I think the town was here first, Coach" Nico said."
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"When a man in a forest thinks he is going forward in a straight line, in reality he is going in a circle, I did my best to go in a circle, hoping to go in a straight line."
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"Exquisitely painful, isn't it? Not being sure who you love and who loves you."
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"The young man was sort of ... well ... peering at this shovel, and Lisey knew not by his face but by the whole awkward this-way-n-that jut of his lanky body that he didn't have any idea what he was seeing. It could have been an artillery shell, a bonsai tree, a radiation detector, or a china pig with a slot in its back for spare silver; it could have been a whang-dang-doodle, a phylactery testifying to the pompetus of love, or a cloche hat made out of coyote skin. It could have been the penis of the poet Pindar. This guy was too far gone to know."
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"In the airport, luggage-laden people rush hither and yon through endless corridors, like souls to each of whom the devil has furnished a different, inaccurate map of the escape route from hell."
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"Something which can make us the same... is what do we use to put somebody in confusion and what does they use to put someone in confusion?"
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"The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth."
Humor

"The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic."
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"The most dangerous food is wedding cake."
Food

"The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road."
Knowledge

"My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language."
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"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
Wrong

"Love is what you've been through with somebody."
Love

"Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man."
Truth

"All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first."
Men

"Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything."
Laughter
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